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Bad Jokes Lyrics

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Artist- Garrison

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.The blind man's seeing eye dog
Pissed on the blind man's shoe
The blind man said, "Here Rover,
Here's a piece of beef for you. "
His wife said, "Don't reward him.
You can't just let that pass. "
The blind man said,
"I gotta find his mouth,
So I can kick him in the ass.

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