Bagelbird Lyrics

Hey! Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas to you! Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas to you! Ho Ho! Ho Ho! Ho Ho! Ho Ho!...Read Full Lyrics

You don't care anymore, you stinkin' rotten, Oh, you forgot what soap is for, you Your hair it smells like cottage cheese, It makes me wobbly at the knees. You used to care when w...Read Full Lyrics

Toenails stuck between my teeth, I really wish you'd wash your feet. So those blisters they won't keep me away for long, 'Cause I could suck the scabs and let the pus come out. Th...Read Full Lyrics

I'm so happy, I hardly have to try. Watch me fall down, tripped so easily. Somethings come naturally. I'm too happy, I hardly have to try. Somethings come naturally. Dropp...Read Full Lyrics

We love you, We need you, We just can't breathe without you. We love you, We need you, We just can't breathe without you. You're happy, ecstatic, Your life is so traumatic. A lifet...Read Full Lyrics

Dear Father Forgive me It's been 3 minutes since my last erection Make it hard So hard Hats off to the catholic church Hats off to mary and jesus Thanks for the guilt you gave me M...Read Full Lyrics

[chorus] I'm not your favorite show anymore It seems my ratings have dropped Faster than shows with singing cops Way too many commercials Well, I put you to sleep Way too many comm...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, you wanna say that you love me, (Love me...) But do you know what's there? But you wanna say that you care, (That you care...) 'Cause I'm not quite prepared. You wanna hu...Read Full Lyrics

I downloaded all your songs before I was in seventh grade and I think your band's the best Of all the ska bands on the net Hi my name is John and I'm in seventh grade...Read Full Lyrics

I'm fragile just like you [Chorus] I'm fragile just like you The secret's out And I'm through hiding it It's no use hiding it I'm fragile just like you The secret's out And I'm ...Read Full Lyrics