Bagpipes from Baghdad Lyrics

Good evening!This is your fucking captain speakingWe will soon be reaching an altitude of four million and a half feetThat's eight million miles in the skyPlease, undo your seat be...Read Full Lyrics

Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself (myself)My name is ShaaadySo nice to meet you (So nice to meet you)It's been a long time (long time) sorry I've been away so long (So lon...Read Full Lyrics

My mom loves Valium and lots of drugsThat's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like herBecause my mom loved Valium and lots of drugsThat's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my momMy mom...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, my goodnessWhat have I done (oh no)I can't believe itIt's like I've got the whole worldIn my palmAnd I'm ready to drop bombsWelcome to the slim shady mecca RebbeccaIt's the vil...Read Full Lyrics

Oh ohOh(yea) oh(yea) oh(yea)Oh ohOhOh(yea) oh(yea) oh(yea)Oh ohOhOh(yea) oh(yea) oh(yea) oh(yea)oh(yea)OhWoahThere is no escaping (yo)(yo)There's no place to hide(yo)(yo)You scream...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. Mathers?Mr. Mathers?Mr. Mathers?Mr. Mathers, can you hear my voice?Okay, he's not respondingI'm gonna need an eighteen-gaugeLeft A-C right awayB-P is ninety over twelveRespirat...Read Full Lyrics

As I fall deeper into a manic stateI'm a prime candidate for the gene to receive the drug addict traitsBlood pressure climbs at a dramatic rateI seem to gravitate to the bottle of ...Read Full Lyrics

YoSame song and danceDamn girl everywhere I goSame song and danceI like the way you move all over the globeSame song and danceSomething about it manSame song and danceIn the pale m...Read Full Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemenThe moment you've all been waiting forIn this corner, weighing a hundred and seventy five poundsWith a record of seventeen rapes, four hundred assaults, and fou...Read Full Lyrics

I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the headMy stepfather said that I sucked in the bed'Til one night he snuck in and saidWe're going out back, I want my dick sucked...Read Full Lyrics