Ballad of Bodacious Lyrics

I am the plan, I am the man who tells you what and when you can. I'm the old one that torments you. I am the voice that tells you to: Don't get caught with your fingers in my pie...Read Full Lyrics

There's a boy out 'luma way named Joe Eugene. He's one mellow ass son of a bitch-a. He loves his wheat grass and cold bean curd. He's one healthy ass sone of a bitch-a. But l...Read Full Lyrics

Part I - Blinded by the Sun Bring me back again, I'd really rather not be out here on my own. Someone reel me in, I'm drifting ever farther from my home. I remember when I was a ...Read Full Lyrics

The best of times, the worst of times, The times you can't ignore. Sometimes you bite the bullet And flip flop on the floor. They tell you where to go, And they tell you what to d...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a dog, a dirty flying dog. I drink Campari with marinated wild hog. I've no sense, I like electric fence. I put barbed wire in my pants and do a Celtic dance. But when I can, ...Read Full Lyrics

Military show is blastin' off to Kosovo. Military show with lightning speed. Sensitivity? oh, just a rusty nail in the corporate show. How many stabs before we bleed? Those Pinocc...Read Full Lyrics

I been fightin' gravity since I was two. Questers of the prize Blind men in the snow. Some streak the skies I choose to go below. Skin moves towards malignant Worshiping the sun....Read Full Lyrics

Slice me up a big slab of that sympathetic cheer. If I'm zapped with radiation they say I'll last another year. Line 'em up now to greet the sacred cow. My hands are full of prote...Read Full Lyrics