Bananas And Cream Lyrics

From a friend of yours in texas Who's had a little trouble finding love. I'm considered quite attractive And I've always been quite active at the club. But the life I lead's so...Read Full Lyrics

(kinky friedman) Well, it's retro rocket time inside my attic I'm all wrapped up in the flag to keep me warm Got my brain locked in the cruise-o-matic Rollin' ronnie reagan in sup...Read Full Lyrics

(Kinky Friedman) You uppity women I don't understand Why you gotta go and try to act like a man, But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink You'd better occupy the kitche...Read Full Lyrics

(kinky friedman, ronee blakley) Hello good mornin', it's suddenly dawnin' That it's been awhile. Last night I dreamed of a hollywood queen, She was wearin' your smile. But yesterd...Read Full Lyrics

(waylon jennings, willie nelson) A long time forgotten Dreams that just fell by the way. The good life he promised, It ain't what she's living today. She's never complaining Of t...Read Full Lyrics

(kinky friedman) She was only a waitress in a highway cafe Poured coffee from dusk until dawn But shes heart-broken 24 hours a day For she longed for her trucker whod gone "will ...Read Full Lyrics

Do not think about tomorrow, Let tomorrow come and go. Tonight you've got a nice warm boxcar Safe from all the rain and snow. So go to sleep, you weary hobo, Let the towns d...Read Full Lyrics

Walking down Division street, I happened on to meet A stranger with a package in his hand He said, "Mister, if you follow me, rainbow colors you will see I'll take your head into t...Read Full Lyrics

(alvin pleasant carter, gary garett) There's a dark and a troubled side of life There's a bright and a sunnyside, too. Though we meet with the darkness and strife The sunnyside we...Read Full Lyrics

I left barber college Searchin' for knowledge, Went to the university. I must confess, sir This lady professor She turned me on to anthropology. Now I'm a homo erectus Got...Read Full Lyrics