Banlon Shirt Lyrics

All the things you thought would happen didn't And you're pissed All the things you thought would happen didn't And you're feeling gypped So you figure all along You must have been...Read Full Lyrics

In a mountain church Gathered 'round inside See the handsome groom And his blushing bride Through a hail of rice As they run outside Go the handsome groom And his blushing bride ...Read Full Lyrics

It's a doll completely made of socks It's a cover for a tissue box It's a clothespin duck and a Funfur cat And a crazy yarn and beercan hat Earth to Grandma What the hell is that? ...Read Full Lyrics

We watched 'Heaven's Gate' But the movie lasted far too long We both fell asleep But at least we didn't have to talk That's what it's like Everything's fine And then we collide Sli...Read Full Lyrics

Little Bastard All fish belly white Wears gym trunks And a tank top shirt When his Grandma Sees him playing with a knife She says, "Put that down, You're gonna get hurt." And she c...Read Full Lyrics