Barstoned Again Lyrics

Saw a woman walking a one-humped camel down Fifth Street I must be in Norco Nah, you ain't gonna see that in San Berdu Maybe a 5'6" gang banger walking his 200 pound girlfriend wea...Read Full Lyrics

Snow is falling, spreading Christmas cheers Uncle Wally's had one too many beers Mom and Dad have put aside their strife She'll bring her new partner, he'll bring his fourth wife ...Read Full Lyrics

On a hot summer day 'Bout an hour away From where he's supposed to be With the sun going down In that Palm Desert town Pretending he's free He sits on the stool Like a crazy old fo...Read Full Lyrics

The sun is hot, the waves are high Hanging ten with all the guys 'cept Johnny Johnny ain't on the shore He don't go down Kokomo Pitched a tent along skid row Johnny don't surf no m...Read Full Lyrics

Just over the Mariposa County line Started thinking about the time I had with you And though I'd never want to do it again I still think of you as a friend You know I do And even a...Read Full Lyrics

I'm what they call a man's man, guess I've always been that way I never had a lot of use for people who were gay I like drinking, playing poker, and smoking big cigars Shooting poo...Read Full Lyrics

The girl downstairs has golden hair That sparkles when it shines And watching from my window makes me want to make her mine Whenever I see her I feel some confusion But it's an il...Read Full Lyrics

What if he hadn't made the choice he made? What if he'd been willing to throw the dice? What if he'd been willing to pay the price? Would it have been different had he traveled the...Read Full Lyrics

I got me a job in Norco, halfway to la But the locals like to call it Horse Town usa After couple hours of working I stepped out for a smoke But before I could even light it I thou...Read Full Lyrics

He rode into town on a bright painted pony, tied up at the only saloon Put a buck on the bar for a beer and a whiskey When a girl caught his eye from the back of the room 'Twas a l...Read Full Lyrics