Barstool Blues Lyrics

He was born so far away So the story's told We remember Christmas day When winter days grow cold With the time it passes by We put away the trim Then we live and wonder why We can...Read Full Lyrics

Hank, let's talk about your daddy Tell me how your mama loved that man Well, just break out a bottle, hoss I'll tell you bout the driftin' cowboy band We won't talk about the habi...Read Full Lyrics

I just wanted to tell you what I think about you And I don't wanna leave out some important part You know I love you and I can't live without you You know that you are the queen of...Read Full Lyrics

Now I met an old friend In the bar the other night And he got a little drunk And he wanted to fight And he jumped up And challenged every man in the room And just about the time ...Read Full Lyrics

Believe me when I tell you I will try to understand Believe me when I tell you I could never kill a man But to know that another man's holding you tight Hurts me, little darling Th...Read Full Lyrics

Dear God, you made many, many poor people I realize of course, that it's no shame to be poor But it's no great honor either So what would have been so terrible if I had a small fo...Read Full Lyrics

From Coney Island to The Sunset StripSomebody's gonna make a happy tripTonight, while the moon is brightHe's gonna have a bag of crazy toysTo give the grownups and the boys and gir...Read Full Lyrics

[Spoken] Cigarettes, cigars! Cigarettes, cigars! Hi, cutie! Over here! Whatta you want? Let's see what you got here. Oh, slip us twenty Camels Okay You're a swell lookin' dame....Read Full Lyrics

My body's burnin' like a lava from a Maura Loa My heart's crackin' like a Krakatoa Ooh Krakatoa, east of Java, molten bodies, fiery lava Fire, fire, burnin' bright Turn on your lo...Read Full Lyrics

6060-842! Tina went to the Lady's room Saw written on the wall "If you'd like a very nice time Just give this number a call" It was 6060-842 606 and I'm waitin' for you 6060-842 ...Read Full Lyrics