Bath Lyrics

Bernice bobs her hair In the barber's in the square All her new-found friends are there to see it done Bernice bobs her hair She's been driven to despair 'Cos her cousin doesn't ca...Read Full Lyrics

(Wot, you all settled then? Right, we can begin. My name is...) (Alfie!) Once there was a time When my mind lay on higher things And once there was a time I could find pretty words...Read Full Lyrics

I cannot reconcile myself to this- I wish I could! I cannot live the life I ought to live- I know I should! I cannot bring myself to pray, Except to wish these words away They echo...Read Full Lyrics

Can you stand upon one leg It's harder than you think If you can do it without falling down You can do just about anything Go on, see if you can See how long you can stand on ...Read Full Lyrics

Ladysmith wants you forthwith to come to her relief Burn your briefs you leave for France tonight Carefully cut the straps of the booby-traps And set the captives free But don't sh...Read Full Lyrics

William wakes with his clothes on The morning call has been and gone And he might not make the flight but he will try. (yeah) Bit by bit it comes back to him A bunch of Belgian bus...Read Full Lyrics

When I hold you in my arms, And look back on my charmed- Life My charmed life I hope, I hope if nothing more That one day you'll call your- Life A charmed life Well I never really...Read Full Lyrics

Freezing Monday morning She is waiting for her train to come I brush past her, smell her perfume Watch her hair move as she turns to go She doesn't know I exist I'm gonna keep it l...Read Full Lyrics

N: quand je t'ai connu V: tu citais boris vian, camus V: le nez dans tes songbooks N: et toi qui te prenais pour zouc N+v: ensuite on a vielli V: tu t'es durci N: j'ai vu alfie N: ...Read Full Lyrics

Can anyone lend me ten billion quid?* Why do you look so glum? Was it something I did? So I caused a second great depression, what can I say I guess I got a bit carried away If...Read Full Lyrics