Bazooka Joe Lyrics

He got dowager's hump, he got a gimp He been walking this beat, you little punk While you were still swimming in your daddy's balls Got a nightstick, got a gun, got time and a half...Read Full Lyrics

I feel old, I feel cold I feel old, I feel cold I'm sublime, I'm sublime And is there something there behind me Like a movie, like a movie I am mesmerized by my own beat Like a he...Read Full Lyrics

I'm tough as dirt, I'm mean as bloodWhere, where I blow out comes spiders, where I step a weed diesNo smokes with diapers for Pete, King of All DetectivesFall down on your knees, f...Read Full Lyrics

We got some unionsAll I got are these mollsAnd I want to use themWhat do you say, boss?Your boss, my bossYou are my jobI am a gun thugYou are my jobYou've got your principlesI've g...Read Full Lyrics

Been so longForgot what it's likeLike swimming, like sex, like taking a bangLike fist fightThink it's time got stinking drunkThink it's timeBeen so longWho brought me to this?Been ...Read Full Lyrics

A man is known by his toolsI earn my keep with my toolsFools, you fools, you fools, you foolsYou will not touch my toolsI want to know what you do with my grinderA man is known by ...Read Full Lyrics

You are not mine, you ugly thing You ugly thing, you are not mine Not my face, not my seed, not my child You are not mine, you are a monster You are not mine, you are a monster I t...Read Full Lyrics

Buy a pack of squares Arrive at the apartment Confront the investor Explain the situation Have him sign the documents Bind him to a chair Handcuff him Place him face down on the be...Read Full Lyrics