Be My Number Two Lyrics

Mother doesn't go out anymoreJust sits at home and rolls her spastic eyesBut every weekend through the doorCome words of wisdom from the world outsideIf you want to know 'bout the ...Read Full Lyrics

Big shot, tell you what, tell me what goes on around hereGo on and get me in the corner, smoke my cigarettes and drink my beerTell me that this world is no place for the weakThen y...Read Full Lyrics

You told me you would me at the station gateFor our honeymoon excursionYou told me you would me at the station gateBut I got a different versionTrain number one is goneTrain number...Read Full Lyrics

Boys, what you gonna say down there?Oh boys, what you gonna say down there?Palamar, shalamar, swanny shoreLet me dig that jive once moreBoys, take it right on down to the gatorOh b...Read Full Lyrics

Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my streetFrom my window I'm staring while my coffee grows coldLook over there! (Where?)There's a lady that I used to knowShe's married n...Read Full Lyrics

Mother doesn't go out anymoreJust sits at home and rolls her spastic eyesBut every weekend through the doorCome words of wisdom from the world outsideIf you want to know 'bout the ...Read Full Lyrics

In the supermarket there is music while you workIt drives you crazy, sends you screaming for the doorWork there for a year or two and you can get to like itI don't work in supermar...Read Full Lyrics

Don't you feel like trying something newDon't you feel like breaking outOr breaking us in twoYou don't do the things that I doYou want to do things I can't doAlways something break...Read Full Lyrics

I've just been to see my best friendHe's got another girl Says she's just about the best thing In the whole damn world And he says can't you see what the little lady's done for me ...Read Full Lyrics

Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my streetFrom my window I'm staring while my coffee grows coldLook over there (where?)There, there's a lady that I used to knowShe's mar...Read Full Lyrics