Because I'd Probably Fucking Wet Myself Lyrics

"unity" the battle cry.youth enraged but don't ask why.they just want it fast and loud, with nothing real to talk about.18 hours in a dying van.proud to be your background band.the...Read Full Lyrics

Dear ThomasI’ve written you to remind youThat I have gone awayBut don’t worryI’m still the same guyAnd I still think you’re gayCaptain Stabbin’Is what I’ll call youDon�...Read Full Lyrics

Tina left me, that ain’t goodShe left me outside in a bad neighborhoodI used to think she was the greatest galBut I have a different opinion nowWhen I first met herAll I could th...Read Full Lyrics

So there I wasIn the parkIt was pitch blackMiddle of the nightWhen a cheese sandwich came and sat downI said “hey, what the fuck?”And I felt a bit stuckAnd the cheese sandwich ...Read Full Lyrics

I got stuff up for auctionLike a 1982 picture of Harrison FordOn the set of SplashAnd an 1880’s penny that has been inside my assI got my video games up for saleAnd all my marion...Read Full Lyrics

If I wasn’t such a lazy bastI’d take a time machine into the pastAnd while my dad was giving my mom the hamI’d run into the bed with a battering ramAnd sayDad, don’t give m...Read Full Lyrics

I'm worthless,think of me as death relived,I'm selfless,I'm your personal servant.I'm your personal dustmop,your mind need not worrywhen i'm around..Your personal dustmop,your pers...Read Full Lyrics

revolt towards corruption, towards pain.flee existance, flee sanity.yeah towards denial, towards self mutilation.self mutilation.apathetic selfish destruction, ah woe.apathetic sel...Read Full Lyrics

the eye of the tiger.the eye of the tiger.olay!olay!olay!olay!messin' with this spirituality is like playing with a bull.tuggin' on it's horn.it's over man, you're through.for wher...Read Full Lyrics

A violent trend of thought, And though we're in control, Our joy is lost, We must not become like, Those who came here to fight, Why should we let our joy, Turn to a force that wil...Read Full Lyrics