Becoming More Like Alfie Lyrics

(Hello, what have we here? ) (A young lady) (To what do I owe this pleasant surprise my pretty one?) (How may I be of service this dark and wintry night?) (Ah, I see you wish me to...Read Full Lyrics

Ladysmith wants you forthwith to come to her relief Burn your briefs you leave for France tonight Carefully cut the straps of the booby-traps And set the captives free But don't sh...Read Full Lyrics

Pale, pubescent beasts roam through the streets And coffee-shops Their prey gather in herds in stiff knee-length skirts and white ankle-socks But while they search for a mate my ty...Read Full Lyrics

I met a girl, she was a frog princess I guess I ought to make it clear That I saw nothing through her see-through dress Until she whispered in my ear You don't really love me and I...Read Full Lyrics

When she was just a girl she became a woman of the world Soon there wasn't room enough for her In between the bosoms of her family She popped the cork, got on the Greyhound to New ...Read Full Lyrics

Through a long and sleepless night I thought upon the jury's plight If what is wrong can feel so right Then life's no longer black and white It's four o'clock and all's not well I...Read Full Lyrics

The Divine Comedy's Casanova - a collection of songs for bass baritone and ensemble, inspired by the writings of the eighteenth century Venetian gambler, eroticist and spy; and per...Read Full Lyrics

Sing a happy song 'cause Spring does not last longA flower blooms and then it's goneSummer follows fast, make hay while it lastsDon't ever dwell upon the pastFor one day you are he...Read Full Lyrics