There he stood, gun in hand
At the door, the day she chose to leave
Half of him stood comforting
The other half that couldn't quite believe
Believe that she had left him
Belie...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
Water the plants, feed the cat
Leave that door key under the mat
I'm your number one from now on
Set the code, close the door
You don't live there anymore
I'm your number one ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
You're kind of pretty you can cover in make-up
Cover in perfume too
Moonlight, mud fight, any kinda sunlight
Still comes shining through
Stuff it with cakes, see if it breaks
Put ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
Imagine sailing solo around the world
Only to find you've missed a continent out
And as your happy turns choppy and tidal wave swirls
You're wondering why there's no one about
At ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
When was the last time you felt so happy
You had to give yourself a good pinch
When did you ever fail one of life's highs
Without using stepladder or winch
That's why the lifeless...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
Head over heels is fine
Unless you're in stilettos
Love knows no boundaries
Unless your in one of love's ghettos
Love climb every mountain high
But some of us are stuck in a cell
...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
Woman goes to heaven, it's not important when
'Cause as soon as she arrives God has to send her down again
?You've got an extra five years to clean up after men?
?I mean no disresp...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
Planning permission tied to post
We read when we're waiting for bus
Is always double-checked 'cause we so often suspect
They plan to build something on us
What they'll build, neit...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
I've seen these people described as mad
But find men kissing too odd
Say all their friends are gay when in fact
They gave a man in tight vest a quick nod
And all those threats if ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
Why forbidden fruit
Always looks so sweet
Hanging down like devil's food
From highest branch on tree
Yes, woman should be satisfied
Be happy with her lot
But sometimes half of him...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South