Bedtime Story Lyrics

- chours x2 -everybody love me (NO)mom and Daddy love me (NO)all my neighbors love me (nope)someone gotta love me (NOOO)everybody love me (NO)mom and Daddy love me (NO)anybody that...Read Full Lyrics

oh my girl she's a bit homely she's got a few fleas and a touch of the mange in fact she's so oh oh oh oh so god damn ugly oh my girl she's got a big sticky tongue 4 hairy legs and...Read Full Lyrics

one day when i was home alone just me and the dog holding the phone i gave my pal a piece of cheese it was limberger the cheese that pleezes oh oh oh oh oh oh oh he had to go oo oo...Read Full Lyrics

wake up america be a good american buy american pledge your next car to be american oh what a bunch of shit nazi propaganda thanks to crap like that i've got a cruse missile in my ...Read Full Lyrics

let's kill that kid cause he's a jerk let's kill his friends cause they look worse let's rape that chick cause she's a slut and we're real horny and we wanna get fucked...Read Full Lyrics

it's getting late you're gonna die they're trying to scare us with their lies the 700 club is full of shit the evangelists can suck my dick i don't need religious bumfucks anymore ...Read Full Lyrics

it doesn't matter i've got a library i've got a swimmimg pool i drive the lamborghini dad drives the cadillac mom's got an mg i don't have a job i don't go to school i just sit at ...Read Full Lyrics

i used to be in love with the world until i listened to the leaders words i used to hang around with the guys when they told me to split i fucking near died i used to be in love i ...Read Full Lyrics

it used to be a dirty word something i would never say but now when i take a look at the world there couldn't be a better way i killed my mother when i was 10 i fucked my sister wi...Read Full Lyrics

i'm an idiot and i don't care it doesn't bother me when the people stare my mind is blank i don't get confuzed cause i can't think with a blown fuse i'm an idiot and i don't give a...Read Full Lyrics