Been Caught Wankin' Lyrics

Life is full of problemsAnd here's the remedyDenial works for me.There's a freight train comingLoaded with anxietyYou're tied to the tracks - don't worryDenial works for me. Flood,...Read Full Lyrics

My mate Roger got a girl pregnant when he was fourteen. He was so shit scared he told me, and when he said that her dad was a cop I thought he was joking. I told him he's got to te...Read Full Lyrics

I might have called my kid Jarrod, but I never called him WayneI might've gone to the casino, but I'll never go againI might've screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mumI ...Read Full Lyrics

If it's diffent, punchIt it's lager, lunchIf it moves, rootIf it quacks, shootIf it's mates, protectIf it's wife, neglectIf it's wages, betIf it vicious, petIf it's American, apeIf...Read Full Lyrics

Forget Generation XHere's Generation MeSpit the DummyIf you're looking for the breaksBut you ain't got what it takesJust come down with the shakesSpit the DummySpit the dummyChuck ...Read Full Lyrics

Fucking kids are whingingThey can't get a jobThe photocopy repair manIs a smarmy smartarse knobI've been running this officeFor so long I can't recallI've gone and pissed thirty ye...Read Full Lyrics

It was my idea to clap-on a clap-offso all you hot fellas, take it offI'm a carb countin' diva with a whole lot of soulabout to dip my fingers in some rock-and-rollI shake my body ...Read Full Lyrics

It's in my heart so I'll startLet me tell you just how I feelI can't believe that I waited so longBut now I'm for realIts been so long since I called your nameI know that I wasn't ...Read Full Lyrics

My dearest my darling tomorrow is near The sun will bring showers of sadness I fear You lips won't be smiling your eyes will not shine For I know tomorrow that your love won't be m...Read Full Lyrics

Try not to make a soundCause your eyes aren't openI'll just wait till your awakeI feel the weight of your chest.Rise and fall with every breathIs this how love is lostLive and die[...Read Full Lyrics