Beer:30 Lyrics

Oh yeah! Big D boogie woogie Twistin' cats and kittens too Do what all the cool dogs do Dancin' and carryin' on all night So far gone it's outta' sight Big D boogie woogie Big D ...Read Full Lyrics

Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo Come on out and see the little dudes cowboy show You'll also get to see those world-famous high div...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I got a sweet baby who's six foot tall Well, she's a full grown woman who's got it all Big little baby, big little baby Her heart is as big as her feet are long But she's no...Read Full Lyrics

I got a red car with blue tail lights Shiny red seats with piping in white Leopard skin dash with a louvered hood She goes ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba when she's runnin' good Lets go Ride i...Read Full Lyrics

I'm calling in sick I'm calling in twisted I was drinking two-fisted I'm sick I'm calling in twisted Hanging with friends We were doing slammers They try and get me hammered Boss,...Read Full Lyrics

The reverend Horton Heat - Cinco de Mayo Mjes si o to seto dollas Il westorpuer noemer warnaar Eres sito iso una Position corper frontiaar Cinco de mayo Dia de arboejo ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm looking around For a place to crash. Something simple that Hasn't already been trashed. If you let me stay here, I'll mow your lawn. Since I don't have a job, I can party 'til...Read Full Lyrics

I wanna go two steppin', With a good lookin' big black buck, I want him to come and pick me up in his chevrolet pick-up truck, And when we're on the dance floor his hat will rise h...Read Full Lyrics

Well it's wet, It's all broken and wet, But I take what I get, I got a, a crooked cigarette. Mmmm. Well she left, Left me with a hell of a debt, But no sweat, I got a, a crooked c...Read Full Lyrics

Don't mess with the guy with the one chipped tooth, Don't mess with the guy in the blue plaid suit, Don't mess with the guy with the big red guitar, Don't mess with his girlfriend ...Read Full Lyrics