Beer, Beer, Beer Lyrics

As I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could beI saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should beWell, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell t...Read Full Lyrics

Kind friends and companions, come join me in rhymeCome lift up your voices in chorus with mineLet us drink and be merry, all grief to refrainFor we may and might never all meet her...Read Full Lyrics

Stardate 24-34 point 2First Officer's logOn a routine patrol flightIn the Milky Way GalaxyI discovered on our space-sensorsAn unidentified planet careening wildlyIn an eccentric so...Read Full Lyrics

From far beyond the galaxies I've journeyed to this placeTo study the behavior patterns of the human raceAnd I find them highly illogicalGirl meets boy they fall in loveShe says he...Read Full Lyrics

It's knowin' that your door is always open And your path is free to walk That makes me tend to leave my sleepin' bag Rolled up and stashed behind your couch And it's knowin' I'm no...Read Full Lyrics

If I were a carpenterAnd you were a ladyWould you marry me anyway?Would you have my baby?If a tinker were my tradeWould you still find meCarrin' the pots I madeFollowin' behind meS...Read Full Lyrics

Living on free food ticketsWater in the milk from the hole in the roofWhere the rain came through.What can you do?Oh hoo hooTears for the little sister,Crying 'cause she doesn't ha...Read Full Lyrics

I know you don't know meWhere I've been or what I've doneAnd you're not sure if all I've told you has been trueAnd the only thing you know isGood vibrations have begunBut you're he...Read Full Lyrics

You knock upon my mind and you beg to borrow a cup of wisdomYou've come to seek the truth, to ask me where it's atI thank you for your confidence in meAnd yet you see I can now dra...Read Full Lyrics

Bows and flows of angel hair and ice cream castles in the airAnd feather canyons everywhere, I've looked at clouds that wayBut now they only block the sun they rain and snow on eve...Read Full Lyrics