Beer Bong Vomitorium Lyrics

Wake up in the morining with nothing to do Gotta start the day off with a case of brew Hit the street at noon with beer stinkin breath Go down to the river with a 20 pack of green ...Read Full Lyrics

Ya get to the party and yell out, "Who's got the cups?" You're on a mission, A mission to get fucked up. Ya baby-sit the keg until It's spittin' out just foam. Yer just gettin' buz...Read Full Lyrics

boot party on your head, kick and stomp, until your dead, you just messed with the wrong bunch of punx, thought we were just a bunch of stupid drunx, now your face down in a pool o...Read Full Lyrics

Drank a twelve pack and smoked six bowls Now it's starting to takes its toll Can't hold it in for too long You're gonna do the technicolor yawn Now you've got the vicious spins Doi...Read Full Lyrics

Wake in the morning my mind is all confused Don't no where to turn or what to do, pour myself A great big bowl of crispy bits of rice, the cereal That talks gives me some advice [c...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. Brady in a martial spat killed Mrs. Brady with a baseball bat Now in prison his debt will be paid he left six kids with A drug addicted maid, Alice shoots smack every day of th...Read Full Lyrics

I've got a cracklab in my basement I'm a shining example of a junior acheivement Cooking up drugs on my chemistry set Twenty-seven grand a week is what I get [Chorus:] I've got a c...Read Full Lyrics

Well I'm just sick and tired of talkin' on the phone Sittin' in your room conversin' all alone Talk Talk Talk Talk Talk Talkin' about everybody else But what you'd really rather do...Read Full Lyrics

Load the Beerbuster in the truck We're going camping don't give a fuck About the wildlife or the trees Fuck the birds and fuck the bees Got a chainsaw to blaze the trail DDT to k...Read Full Lyrics

Last call has come and gone for us down at our favorite bar. We got more beer at home but we can't walk cuz' its too far Got a brand new set of wheel, and it's parked right out in ...Read Full Lyrics