Beer Muscles Lyrics

Hey you! How do you do? What's the matter, sleepwalking with out a clue? Get real, here's the deal, Life's too short-spin the win, Kick back, cut youself some slack Fun is what you...Read Full Lyrics

[Brogna / Christ] I went to a doctor with a pain in my head He said: "Tumor boy! Six months you're dead, It's gonna be slow and painful It ain't gonna be no fun" So I went home an...Read Full Lyrics

Sailing on a big ship Deaf, dumb, blind Sailing through a wild one To the other side I'm not going down with the ship Everyone's captain Trying to tell you what to do I want to d...Read Full Lyrics

Drunken milkmen driving drunk, Swerves on the curves. Chevrolet heads his way... A flash - A crash! Milk and blood, blood and milk Family of four, family no more. Drunken milkmen d...Read Full Lyrics

By Scatterbrain From the recording titled 'Here Comes Trouble' Here's my story, sad but true About a girl that I once knew. She broke my heart, I became unglued, It all started wh...Read Full Lyrics

Down in the dumps and feeling blue, Sitting home got nothing to do. Help me-Just get me.... Down the road, down the road, that's where it's best. Homesick for the road again, homes...Read Full Lyrics

We'll ban that book and T.V. show, Forget that movie, no you can't go. Can't sell that record, don't like that song. We know what's right we know what's wrong. Can't have abortions...Read Full Lyrics

[Nieder / Christ] Say hello, say good-bye It's time to go to live or die Left - right - left, now you're doing fine Step right up and join the line It's your lucky day, hip - hip ...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon a time I used to be alive, I lived and loved, I laughed and cried. But I've fogotten how 'cause that was then and this is now I'm down so low, the cold rain and snow, Has...Read Full Lyrics

Way down in Louisiana close to New Orleans, I was raised among the evergreens. In a titty-bar made of earth and wood, It was my grandma's, it was good. She never ever learned to r...Read Full Lyrics