Beer, Weed, Cooches Lyrics

Feelin' frisky on a Friday nightBut there ain't no pussy in the bar tonightA lot of guys givin' me the eyeSo I might as well give this a tryI need some actionAnd I need it quickWhi...Read Full Lyrics

You say we’re doneYou packed up your stuffIt’s really overSaid you’ve had enoughThere’s one thingI’d like to say‘Fore you leave, babyF*ck you bitchYou broke my heartF*c...Read Full Lyrics

Friday night I just got off workMy boss, man, he's such a jerkSo after work I went to his houseAte his wife's pussy and kicked his assEatin' pussy and kickin' assEatin' pussy and k...Read Full Lyrics

American by birth and Southern by the grace of GodMeans that everything I do, I do it rightNew York and California, you can go and have your funBut down here I got a list of what I...Read Full Lyrics

You ain't much to look atYou could lose a fewYou got saggy tittiesBut tonight it'll doCause I learned a lessonA long time agoBeggars can't be choosin'When the bar starts to closeSi...Read Full Lyrics

Well it's been two weeks now since we split apartAnd I’m crying every time I hear your nameSo I guess you're really gone, and I best be moving onAnd I gotta get myself back in th...Read Full Lyrics

Drop 'em out1, 2, 3, 4Drop 'em outLet me see them tittiesGonna take a long look at those tig 'ol bittiesAreolas lookin' nice, nipples lookin' real prettyCome on let me gander at yo...Read Full Lyrics

Every woman that I meet is a headacheSpends my money and it ends in heartbreakSee no reason to repeat my mistakesI'm better off alone beatin' offEvery woman that I meet is unfaithf...Read Full Lyrics

Wheeler Walker Jr. motherfuckersI'm backI got pussy on the brainAnd a dick covered in purple veinGot a girl in Memphis and one in Baton RogueDietician in Austin who thinks that my ...Read Full Lyrics

Friday night I just got off workMy boss, man, he's such a jerkSo after work I went to his houseAte his wife's pussy and kicked his assEatin' pussy and kickin' assEatin' pussy and k...Read Full Lyrics