Before Your Husband Gets Home Lyrics

In my headAre many words best left unsaidThe banshees in my mind are better left unseenThe scary parts are way too dark for weaker heartsThe face that boys have dread are never far...Read Full Lyrics

Baby I don't know what's wrongMaybe your perfume's too strongMaybe ya had too much to smoke and drink'Cause darlin' your breath sure does stank worser than hellMaybe you just talk ...Read Full Lyrics

I say to hell with what you wantI know what you needYou need a man who will standUp for Lauderdale BeachYou don't need no new perfumeYou smell good enough to meForget that fruit fr...Read Full Lyrics

Baby, go and fetch it for meBring me a sandwich and a old MilwaukeeAnd don't be talkin' whilst I'm watchin TVGo and fetch it for meIt is your privilege to serve and obey my every c...Read Full Lyrics

Unlock this bathroom doorYou're in there, I knowUnlock this bathroom doorI've got to goI don't wanna fight no moreMy bladders fixing to explodePlease unlock this damn bathroom door...Read Full Lyrics

Her Yankee boyfriend shot off his mouthCalled me a hillbilly from the South"Let's take it outside" I said to himOnto the parking lot of Diamond Jim'sA crowd of beer drinkers follow...Read Full Lyrics

Well hey there Mr. Scientist, I got a requestSo get down to your laboratory now and do your bestI'll make a cash payment if you can invent my dream come trueThe only specification ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm in a phone booth at the stationGonna take a cab out to your placeDon't say a word to him about our surpriseI wanna see it in his eyesI've known him since we both was young'unsI...Read Full Lyrics

I got twenty pretty women lounging 'round my swimming poolI got foreign young records on my jukebox tooI got party liquor flowing like a river to the seaI got a fish ball plum full...Read Full Lyrics

It's Sunday in the south and all the liquor stores is closedWine is for women and beer just stops up my noseI need a shot of something to calm my chart toping nervesThis high karat...Read Full Lyrics