Benzocaine Lyrics

How many optimists does it take to change a lightbulb?None!Their butler changes the lightbulbAlways poorNever boredThe S.L.C. want Timmy's student loan backHe'd happily oblige but ...Read Full Lyrics

It was dark and cold as a knife when we tussled through the pinesYou can howl at the bed sheetsScream at the moon if you likeBut it won't help me some, won't help me if we dieBut i...Read Full Lyrics

I was done in on the weekend The weekend lasted twenty years The world's best bulimic bartend Tender, violent and queer Forgive me father, I have sinned I've drained my body full ...Read Full Lyrics

Brylcreem Creatine And a bag of Charlie Sheen Brylcreem Creatine And a bag of kokain A dulcet man with a dulcet tone From a dulcet town and a dulcet home He hates me I like that Tw...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, hey I'm council house and violent I'm laughing at the tyrants I'm sleeping under sirens Whilst wondering where the time went I'm scum, I'm scum, yeah Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, he...Read Full Lyrics

My blood brother is an immigrant A beautiful immigrant My blood brother's Freddie Mercury A Nigerian mother of three He's made of bones, he's made of blood He's made of flesh, he...Read Full Lyrics

I wrote a love song 'Cause you're so loveable I carried a watermelon I wanna be vulnerable I will not go to bars Or jump in strangers' cars Her mind's sweet, for wines, aligns, al...Read Full Lyrics

Dreams can be so cruel sometimes I swear I kissed your crying eyes Dreams can be so cruel sometimes I swear I kissed your crying eyes A stillborn was still born I am a father A st...Read Full Lyrics

Man up Sit down Chin up Pipe down Socks up Don't cry Drink up Just lie Grow some balls, he said Grow some Man up Sit down Chin up Pipe down Socks up Don't cry Drink up Don't whine ...Read Full Lyrics

If someone talked to you The way you do to you I'd put their teeth through Love yourself And that's what they do The bastards made you Not want to look like you So you pay through ...Read Full Lyrics