Ben Weasel Lyrics

I'm really not a jerk. I know how to dance. I'm never gonna work. I wear designer pants. Oh, my head is empty, And my brain, it hurts. I wanna be a real cool guy Wear alligator shi...Read Full Lyrics

Everytime you're drunk You always act like you're so tough You're really a pussy and I'm gonna call your Bluff Everyone is sick of you You're a wimp through and through I swear you...Read Full Lyrics

I really think you suck. I think you really fucking smell. I hate the gosh darn sight of you. You talk all day. You talk all night. Blabbermouth....Read Full Lyrics

Boobarella, it's funny that's her name Since I've seen her, I've never been the same I saved up from mowing all those lawns To buy Tina Turner records that she wants Wouldn't it be...Read Full Lyrics

Dishpan hands and pots and pans and ashtrays full of butts Pearldiving's the life for me, I'm such a little putz The heat, the slime, I've never been on time I'm soaking wet, I'll ...Read Full Lyrics

Well I was making the scene at the local Burger King And you know the girls were looking real cool Needed a girl and how, and said oh wow There's just the chick for me And I know s...Read Full Lyrics

A buncha shit, a buncha puke, that's where I'm coming from I'm in a little trouble, beating up my mom I'm gonna live a million years and then I'll go to hell Your big fat mouth is...Read Full Lyrics

Leader of the Methadones and the Mopes, too. Wears a Green Day hat; he don't watch the news. He's rough; he's tough; he's fun to have around. He ain't no fucking clown. He's Danny ...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah, I was thinking that my life was all through But now it ain; t since I got you Oh honey don't, don't you be so cool Stick with me, I'll stick with you Yeah, you taught me wron...Read Full Lyrics

Funny thoughts and funny words I've said Are rattling around inside my head This world ain't exactly what it seems These days things are weird and everybody's mean I'm doing okay, ...Read Full Lyrics