Beourg-Waffle-Oursie Lyrics

I can't decide what TV show I'm gonna watch tonight, but I'm pretty sure I wanna watch it next to you.Cause when your sitting next to me on that couch baby, I'm pretty sure I'm nev...Read Full Lyrics

My friend died, write a song about it, make it good.Make it awesome, make it catchy, make it unforgettable.Because if it's not and people forget him, then it's all your fault.Make ...Read Full Lyrics

Would you, could you, would you come out of your lair.If I told you I was a tasty pear.You could fly over me and then you could see that I am the fruit that I told you about.Someti...Read Full Lyrics

Oh my lord, I am so bored.Held the hand of Satan.Oh Laura, what has happened to you?Held the hand of the devil.I was on MTV, everybody was looking at me.Held the hand of the devil....Read Full Lyrics

You are the impersonator of another impersonator.He's been dead for three decades and your still singing about blue suede.It's with rage that my heart burns, when I see your side b...Read Full Lyrics

Read a flyer for a missing girl on the Waffle House door, and I don't think I want to be on the road anymore.I don't need this road trip to find out who I really am, cause I found ...Read Full Lyrics

Everybody wants to show off that they know what your problems are.Everybody's gonna tell you how you could have fixed your car.And everybody says you should've listened to them all...Read Full Lyrics

I had a tail guard, I had some rails, I didn't have the confidence.And now I puked all over my roommates bathmat, and it no longer seems so serious.You have to lose your center of ...Read Full Lyrics

Spoiled rich kids get shot into space.It's always freezing or it's always burning and your parents aren't there to help you.It's you and an endless vacuum, so you have to help your...Read Full Lyrics

I know that there is a camera behind your eye.I know escape is possible, but I don't try.Cause that would be exciting, it'd be exhilarating, it's just what they want to see.So I do...Read Full Lyrics