Bernard's Three Awakenings Lyrics

When it's late it always seems to get the best of me Palms start sweating my hands start shaking my libido running free I've been taught since I was a young lad I should repress th...Read Full Lyrics

As I was driving along The other day I saw a dead thing On the side of the street It wasn't mangled Or bloody, or anything Just kind of layin' there Holding up it's feet And that...Read Full Lyrics

You and me We had it special, once 'Til you left me For another man But since that day I've been plotting To get you back Anyway I can Get you back Anyway I can Tried phoning Yo...Read Full Lyrics

Last night I awoke with all the answers and quickly I grabbed hold of Pen and paper To write down, so in the morning I wouldn't forget. Next day I looked over what was written and ...Read Full Lyrics

There was a time when it was just you and me Until they came and made us all obsolete This is the way the universe ends What was once exciting soon gave way to something new Defi...Read Full Lyrics

We gave you time, it must have been ages And now your task is done We'll finish up and use your findings And delegation There was a time we had to hit the grindstone And the bound...Read Full Lyrics

We're So Impressed With The Choices You Make It Took Less Than Twenty Hours To Admit The Mistake The Less Said About The Sink, The Better, So Complicated When Self Expression Is No...Read Full Lyrics

Soo-wee Soo-wee Soo-wee Soo-wee Hey, uh huh My pap and ma I semll real bad And I might look like a slob I might offend you But I'm doing my job I always wake up At a quater to fo...Read Full Lyrics

As I Was Drivin' Through Las Vegas By the way of Farnsworth Road, There was a pretty dame, so I asked her name, And said she carried quite a load. She said, "I don't have time for ...Read Full Lyrics

And I Believe That Before You Die You Get A Fraction Of A Second To Explore Yourself And In My Life I've Always Wanted Much More So In My Time To Explore I'll Need Much More Traf...Read Full Lyrics