Better Off Without a Wife Lyrics

One, two, threeFalling James in the Tahoe mudStick around to tell us all a taleWell, he fell in love with a Gun Street girlAnd now he's dancing in the Birmingham jailDancing in the...Read Full Lyrics

Well you gassed her upBehind the wheelWith your arm around your sweet oneIn your OldsmobileBarrelin' down the boulevardYou're looking for the heart of Saturday nightAnd you got pai...Read Full Lyrics

There's a place for usSomewhere a place for usPeace and quiet and open airWait for usSomewhereThere's a time for usSomeday there'll be a time for usTime together with time to spare...Read Full Lyrics

My Daddy told me, lookin backThe best friend you'll have is a railroad trackSo when I was 13 I said, I'm rollin' my own,And I'm leaving Missouri and I'm never coming homeAnd I'm lo...Read Full Lyrics

The piano has been drinking,My necktie is asleepAnd the combo went back to New York,The jukebox has to take a leakAnd the carpet needs a haircut,And the spotlight looks like a pris...Read Full Lyrics

Wasted and wounded, it ain't what the moon didGot what I paid for nowSee ya tomorrow, hey Frank can I borrowA couple of bucks from you?To go waltzing Mathilda, waltzing MathildaYou...Read Full Lyrics

A sight for sore eyes, it's a long time no seeWorkin' hard hardly workin', hey man, you know meWater under the bridge, did you see my new car?Well, it's bought and it's payed for, ...Read Full Lyrics

I spent all my money in a mexican whorehouse,Across the street from a catholic church,And then I wiped off my revolver,And I buttoned up my burgundy shirt,I shot the morning in the...Read Full Lyrics

Outside another yellow moonHas punched a hole in the nighttime, yesI climb through the window and down the streetI'm shining like a new dimeThe downtown trains are fullWith all tho...Read Full Lyrics

When traveling abroad in the continental style,It's my belief one must attempt to be discreet,And subsequently bear in mind your transient positionAllows you a perspective that's u...Read Full Lyrics