Beware Our Nubile Miscreants Lyrics

I, I brush my teeth everyday So I keep them clean and white First thing when I wake up in the morning Right before I go to bed at night I brush my teeth everyday Back and fo...Read Full Lyrics

Saw her A girl kissing girls What a shock Said "she must be an artist" She muttered her reply I was judging her friend As the dj played a dead jam No one wants to dance They're out...Read Full Lyrics

My creator appeared to me in the form of a black lion She checked my temperature to make sure I was ready It was 106.7, she preferred .8 but couldn't wait I rode her to the aren...Read Full Lyrics

I like you cause you look like a giraffe stretching out it's neck to get to Fruit in a tall tree. You're always occupied with girly things your room is Filled with girly posters of...Read Full Lyrics

Writing your name in the fog on my bedroom window Speaking to voices of her in the dark I know that there is nobody here so why am I crawling on the floor Its a lonely life One tha...Read Full Lyrics

'Cause we are Carmillas Of Love, we will stay together, forever suckin' on us together Yes, the Blood Splattered Bride, La Novia Ensangrentada, or literally to die of pleasure Th...Read Full Lyrics

Cato play with my head I won't know the difference If we're living in the novelist Or substition Oh-oh-oh Cato mess with my concepts, My inner vision Like a strobing light Please c...Read Full Lyrics

Look, Charlie, all I'm saying is, she's nothing special. Well, I see ten girls a day just like her out on the thoroughfare Well, I don't think there's any girl out there like Eliz...Read Full Lyrics

Getting trolled by inanimate klaxons They'll leave me alone though t.v. is faster The children are shown the incest husk, no one wants you to remove the mask What's the point? ...Read Full Lyrics

On a bus stop bench sat an ancient lady It was clear she was dead yeah we all could agree And that death had arrived quite unexpectedly Cause the poor wretch died with a book on he...Read Full Lyrics