Bible Club Lyrics

She used to live with an indian chief Who gave her the clap that he got from a priest Night after night, I would lie with her pets Like a mailorder bride in a box by the steps She...Read Full Lyrics

Let me take you down to broadcast beach Where the cigarettes are nice and cheap, oh yeah I want to hear you say it (saay it) Always wanted them to do it, oh yeah (oh yeah) Of the ...Read Full Lyrics

This is not a good day to call me Because I cannot spare some sympathy My own feeling is mostly unclear And when I'm talking to you I'm not here I don't think I'll ever be read...Read Full Lyrics

Bind me, gag me take me to the bunnyranch. People dying kill me in the packing house. Even you have to win sometimes dear. Poison needle smoker, Break a broken window mind you. One...Read Full Lyrics

Carolina, she's from Texas Red bricks drop from her vagina Oh, her lips taste just like sunk ships But her breasts taste just like breakfast There's her hand now on the c*** sock F...Read Full Lyrics

I see a college town, No hotels, no dressing gowns Bow down to C-birds crossing, I see a money tree, Fairy tales and killer bees, Bow down to C-birds crossing, baby, (inaudible tr...Read Full Lyrics

In a town, in a city, in an eyeball, on a rock In a fence where a goat was alone by himself There was a boy Who was there A boy who built a snowman out of himself I've been poppi...Read Full Lyrics

Cigarette burns forever The message is spliced together Now I would never let her But where did people go to get her You took me to the private party And swore that they would not...Read Full Lyrics

I did not ask for a lot this year Every single day Looking for an answer to the words you say Never got to meet the President Never got to shake his squirly hand Oh, don't you...Read Full Lyrics

The sweat on your lips is the rest of your smack Your breath starts to skip as your neck turns to slack Lay down my chubby princess before you get some rest Cause tonight she's gon...Read Full Lyrics