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It happened so fast He didn't have time to think Or maybe he had too much A bit too much to drink When he went riding off Into the bright sunshine It turned out to be The lights ...Read Full Lyrics

It was high noon, the sun was shining Manuel sharpened is blade He stuck it in the ground It came out twice as long Chopped off the end of his leg Madness sprouted in that garden ...Read Full Lyrics

Won't you come to my place And see my collection of mold It hangs off the ceiling Covers half the floor No mold's too old In the fringe, you can feast your eyes Upon many a fuzzy f...Read Full Lyrics

Stop the senseless killing Jesus is my chaffeur Honk if you're homo God drives a Ford! Do you ever read them? Bumper stickers Do you really need them? Bumper stickers If you don't...Read Full Lyrics

Eric got a speeding ticket Eric stepped in human shit He's had a bad day now Eric drank a pint of salsa Then he went into convulsions He's had a bad day now Eric bought a new amp T...Read Full Lyrics

He has two heads and he has three legs He has no tail what a crying shame There is nothing for him to wag To let us know that he's happy Is he rabid? no. Is he rabid? no. Hey, I o...Read Full Lyrics

I find it hard to talk With a black ball in my mouth Impossible to fart With a carrot up my ass My neighbours think I'm weird I do agree Whatever turns your crank Are you into biza...Read Full Lyrics

I wonder what Mom and Dad Would say I wouldn't want to bring them shame I know one day I'll have to tell them Oh yes I'll tell them about 'it' My lovely little Frankenstein A lov...Read Full Lyrics

Give me your shoes and them I'll lick Give me your feet and them I'll kiss Because I would never want to Hurt you And if I did, you know just what I'd do I'd throw myself off of a ...Read Full Lyrics