Bike Test 1 2 3 Lyrics

You've got all kinds of problems With the state of the world And there's just one solution That will get you the girls. Blow your brains out on live tv. Four more years yeah right...Read Full Lyrics

I'm twenty-two and I live at home And I hate my shitty job and shitty wage. I feel like I need an attitude adjustment. When the transformation's over you can see it on my face. Gr...Read Full Lyrics

Every day's a hassle when you never sleep at night Tossing and turning and shaking uncomfortably But today's the fucking weekend so we're sleeping until five Wake up and lock the d...Read Full Lyrics

Congratulations! Go stretch your ears and get a neck tattoo. Congratulations! All of our friends knew there was no better choice than you. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Congratulations!...Read Full Lyrics

Got a lot of shit on my head. You know we got to pull it together 'Cause it's not gonna stop until we're dead. You know we got to pull it together 'Cause it's not gonna stop it's n...Read Full Lyrics

Take a look at your haircut. You're killing me. Take a look at your glasses. You're killing me. Placement of the piercings. You're killing me. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fi...Read Full Lyrics

Pack and get out fast. No going out with a blast. No leaving here tomorrow. And don't think about any kind of severance fee. Unemployment won't be paid by crooks and cheats. So enj...Read Full Lyrics

There's a song tonight that I don't wanna sing. It seems like I'm complaining about something I've lost interest in. So I sing "ba da badbabababa, here we go again." There's a cro...Read Full Lyrics

Shut the fuck up. That's enough today. You made your point, I can't make mine and that's the way we're gonna keep it, bro. Get out now. Get out fast. That's my only plan I have no ...Read Full Lyrics

Don't you say Don't you ever ever say that it was worth it for the profit. Another day When I wait there shit-faced Then I smile when I'm on and sing the songs that I did not write...Read Full Lyrics