Bikini Wax Lyrics

I need a date (I need a date) I want a mate (I want a mate) Well, I don't care who (Don't care who) I just want a screw (Just want a screw) I'll be big (He'll be big) And to...Read Full Lyrics

Need some help around the house? (Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen) Rake the leaves or catch a mouse (Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen) Walk the dog or wash the clothes (Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen) ...Read Full Lyrics

It's one of those nights I don't need a date Just one of those nights I wanna masturbate I'll ride my dildo all through the night I'll slide my dildo 'til I c** with delight (dild...Read Full Lyrics

I like the way you look at me, you pick me up You're such a hunk o' burnin' love, so change your luck But before you kiss me, this you oughta know I got this little virus, thoug...Read Full Lyrics

Rock, rock, rockabilly earwig Rock, rock, rockabilly earwig Rock, rock, rockabilly earwig Rock, rock, rockabilly earwig There's one now, so pass the bug spray to me They're ...Read Full Lyrics

Moist towelette Moist towelette Moist towelette Moist towelette The fiesta is a big success We ate a lot, but we made a mess Now there's a sloppy spill on my party dress But it'll...Read Full Lyrics

You're a spiky little weirdo in black leather pants I really like the way you do that s*** dance You're everything I've wanted in my wildest dreams I bet your body tastes like pepp...Read Full Lyrics

Hey! Mama's little angel plays pocket pool, pocket pool Mama's little angel is a pocket pool man Mama's little angel plays pocket pool, pocket pool Mama's little angel is a pocket...Read Full Lyrics

Ooh wah-oh wah-oh wah Ooh wah-oh wah-oh wah Ooh wah ooh Ooh wah ooh Teenage, green age, awkward in-between age (Teenage enema nurse) I turned fifteen, thought it was a teen scene ...Read Full Lyrics

We've got tomahawks, we're getting pretty mad We don't like adenoids, they're just a stupid fad You'd better believe me, you'd better stay away Go eat a bird and then just fly a...Read Full Lyrics