Birdgirl on a Cell Phone Lyrics

Well I went walkingOut yesterdayA man was carrying a sign that says"the world is gonna end tomorrow"Hey buddy, got a nickel I can borrow?This rotten world's gonna chew you upSwallo...Read Full Lyrics

The kids are diggin' up a brand new holeWhere to put the deadbeat momGrandpa's happy watching video pornWith the close-caption onAnd father knows bestAbout suicide and smackWell, h...Read Full Lyrics

She locked herself in the bathroom againSo I am pissing in the yardI have to laugh when I think how far it's goneBut things aren't funny any moreI drew a line into the dirtAnd dare...Read Full Lyrics

Vice President FruitleyVice President FruitleyC'mon to where you need to goVice President FruitleyI think you know where I'm goin'This song is all about youI wanna be with youEvery...Read Full Lyrics

Well if you need me, I'm right here No mater what, I'm always near Yeah, I've been through a lot And you can't scare me Now go on baby, if you just dare me I'll break through any w...Read Full Lyrics

Sun down on the sorry dayBy nightlights the children prayI know you're probably gettin' ready for bedBeautiful woman get out of my headI'm so tired of the same old crudSweet baby I...Read Full Lyrics

Guess I'm doing something wrongNever feel right in these shoesPocket full of matches and a head full of flamesGot to warn you that I'm bad newsShe tucks me in and then she screams"...Read Full Lyrics

Miss O'Malley didn't mean what she saidGot a heart but a head full of leadShe can dream but she never can do itYou're alright and you're gonna get through itPeople spend their days...Read Full Lyrics

My beloved monster and meWe go everywhere togetherWearing a raincoat that has four sleevesIt gets us through all kinds of weather[Chorus]She will always be the only thingThat comes...Read Full Lyrics

There's a world outsideAnd I know 'cause I've heard talkIn my sweetest dreamI would go out for a walkGut I don't think I'm ready yetNot feeling up to it nowJust not that steady yet...Read Full Lyrics