Birmingham Lyrics

Which one's the birthday boy? (She said) I ain't got all night What'd your momma name you? You can call me what you like Every skin is a mystery Gotta make it hard somehow ...Read Full Lyrics

Bob goes to church every Sunday Every Sunday that the fish ain't bitin' Bob never have to have dinner with the Preacher Cos' Bob never bothered gettin' married He likes to dr...Read Full Lyrics

Gran Gran keeps a box of spiders She says they're on me when I sleep Waitin' in the out-house for me Underneath the seat Great-grandmother's 'bout ninety-seven She is sure when ...Read Full Lyrics

I met your mama when I was sixteen You couldn't have been anymore than three She caught me stealing yall's color tv She called the cops and they arrested me She was the wildest ...Read Full Lyrics

Be careful that you don't Use up your ninth one We all were careless once We all were careless once It can't be too much fun Just going 'round once It all can slip away One bana...Read Full Lyrics

Tired of living in Buttholeville Tired of my job and my wife Lucille Tired of my kids Ronnie and Neil Tired of my 68 Bonneville Working down at Billy Bob's Bar and Grille The food ...Read Full Lyrics

Can my brother sit in? (X2) Well there's a hole in the band and As a favor to Cassie We'll let her brother come and jam. If he ain't no good, We'll just leave him right out of the...Read Full Lyrics

A bloody nose, empty pockets, a rented car with a trunk full of guns It ain't true that the sun don't rise in Vegas, I've seen it once She might have been somebody's mama He mi...Read Full Lyrics

I came to tell my story to all these young and eager minds To look in their unspoiled faces and their curious bright eyes Stories of corruption, crime and killing, yes it's true Gr...Read Full Lyrics

Daddy's gone away and no one can tell me why Mama's been so sad Since Daddy learned to fly Everybody brought food And everybody cried Nothing's been too good Since Daddy lear...Read Full Lyrics