Bitchkicker Lyrics

I was down in Mexico when I ran into a sexy ho And she said baby I'll fuck your brains out and I said ok Then she took me into the whorehouse and I said let's get it on And she sai...Read Full Lyrics

What the hell's that got to do with molding a penis? I was like, you could like shoot it -- shoot it, and then like you know, do a video, and like, do some funny music. Yeah. Play ...Read Full Lyrics

Willy WonkaChocolate factoryWilly WonkaChocolate factoryI went to a chocolate factoryIt was Willy Wonka'sAte a bunch of chocolateSorta went bonkersWilly WonkaChocolate factoryWilly...Read Full Lyrics

It's never been colder from here to Carolina.What warms is not the weather in this Miami swelter.I've held "I love yous" on the tip of my tongue.I swallowed and choked down each, e...Read Full Lyrics

Well I was lost in conversationWhen he called you were sick and blueAll that I could doIs make your fears come trueYou see I’m sick and tired of masturbationSick and tired of all...Read Full Lyrics

Well the doctor keeps me waitingThe blood in my brainThe pain in my chestOh Oh OhOnly happens when it's raininThe smoke in my lungThe beer in my gutOh Oh OhFeelin like a motherfuck...Read Full Lyrics

Let me tell you this story about this ambidextrous talk show hostThat I used to live with who once told me that the sky was green.I didn't believe him so I hit back with a short sh...Read Full Lyrics

One missed step can make you stumble,you set yourself up for a fall.You punish yourself for each failure,dogma beat out alcohol.When all of your principles were fashioned,you thoug...Read Full Lyrics

Let's wake up in the afternoon Pretend that we got nothing to do No we don't have to go by any agenda We can make up our own rules I see the way you're looking at me Baby know I'm ...Read Full Lyrics

My mind's made upMy mind's made upI'm gonna come clean tomorrowMy mind's made upMy mind's made upI'm gonna fly straight as an arrowI'm gonna fly straight as an arrowEver since I ma...Read Full Lyrics