Bitter, Lager, Cider, Ale, Stout Lyrics

Well it's the end of the working week And I'm rushing back home quick I'm starving I'm fair klempt tha knows I could eat a butter brick I need stodgy food without the fuss Th...Read Full Lyrics

Well I've always been the first round here To have the latest gadgets and the bestest gear Me tele were the biggest of them all But the bloke who lived next door to me He went and...Read Full Lyrics

Deidre were the name of my first wife And she really were the true love of my life But she ran off with me best mate Jim And I really do miss him Cause we used go crown green bowli...Read Full Lyrics

Oh I got myself a myspace page It really is the best I logged into it the tother day It said new friend request It were from a lass in lancashire Her page had loads of hits I saw...Read Full Lyrics

My mate Jeff I've known him for years He loves his Madonna And his Britney Spears But then one day I noticed a change We went all moody And he didn't look the same His eyes looked ...Read Full Lyrics

In 2004 I read a letter in the star It were about a german market in the town They were sellin fancy cheese an meet, an continentil wine An the author of the letter had to frown C...Read Full Lyrics

Every since I got behind the wheel The sensation that I always feel When for searching for ale Or that next meal And driving mile on mile It's into gear and away we go It's not to...Read Full Lyrics

Oh eye I know broadbands cheap but you're cheaper Listen to this You were up all night on t'internet downloading naughty films but theres one vital thing you didn't do A momentary...Read Full Lyrics

[CHORUS] All night, all day, Marianne (Marianne, Marianne) Down by the seaside siftin' sand (Marianne, Marianne) Even little children love Marianne (Marianne, Marianne) Down by the...Read Full Lyrics

I bloomin' love Lancashire me I were born here, I were raised here And I thought I were gonna die here That's until work come to me and said We got a new plant down south Your gon...Read Full Lyrics