Black Slacks Lyrics

Stick my head out from underneath, That gear-box is losin' juice, Only thing that's white's my two front teeth, What the hell, it ain't no use, This singin' mechanic that before yo...Read Full Lyrics

You got a hole there in your pocket, Your fingers stick right through, You don't know who to turn to, No telling what you'll do, You're one bedroom barnstormer, With a bad case of...Read Full Lyrics

B-O-M-B ! Hormone bomb! There was nothin' like me at your high-school prom, Ain't no-one gonna tell ya 'bout where l'm from, not dear old aunt Mary, or your uncle Tom, whatever you...Read Full Lyrics

Now I know that it's late and it's gettin 'twards the end of the night, And we're stuck in the corner and we're gettin' ever so tight, And you know that I would and I'm pretty sure...Read Full Lyrics

I had it painted on my jacket, had it on my guitar, If I could on1y drive l'd get it painted on my car, Had it painted on my scooter but it just wouldn't do, L've got to get myself...Read Full Lyrics

Some years ago I was drinkin' pretty heavy, I went and fell and broke my skull in two, And now, babe, I see things kinda different, And this is is what I see when I see you... I s...Read Full Lyrics

Well I been floatin' around in the Hormonosphere, I been feelin'mighty jumpy, must've been all the beer, And I seem to fall in love with every pretty little lady I see. Won't be a ...Read Full Lyrics

Drove on to the motorway, Think I turned the wrong way, Headin' down south, Cheesy grin on my mouth, I don't really give a damn, If I don't know where I am, There ain't nothin' I c...Read Full Lyrics

I found out last night, 'Bout the new man in your life, Up until last night, Still believed you was my wife, I gave you all I could, Picked you up when you fell, I tried to give yo...Read Full Lyrics

My friends said I had it comin' But I kept right on ahead, Believed in every word you told me, Never listened to a word they said, It hit me like a train steamin' down the track, S...Read Full Lyrics