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While lying in my bed listening to my motivational tapeI was looking for a stress-free environmentMy attitudes are changing for the betterI feel confident about my abilityI feel co...Read Full Lyrics

Keep that light bulb burning Keep that light bulb bright Cadillac in the driveway I ain't got all night Keep that bird a-comingKeep that bird a-comingKeep that bird comingI ain't g...Read Full Lyrics

My face is lubricated Molten lava fill your face with gasoline Kegs are roasting with the wind whipping my teeth ? temperatureFurniture ?I walked around without my teeth Sucking on...Read Full Lyrics

Dreamed of a beautiful womanMy nose started to bleedMy hair was shedding like a dogMy wife put my name on the bowlShe put my body in the graveNightmares always keep me aliveI was t...Read Full Lyrics

Well lanky lenny is to tall to be lost and foundtoo big for the cages at the city pound,so what will we do?oh what will we do for fun and for free?It seems the roads are growing wi...Read Full Lyrics

Listen while you read! Pull the car over Throw out your clothes The smell is disgusting Where does it go? Tear down the houses The ones that aren't there Tear down the houses Pull...Read Full Lyrics

Everything's ugly, kissing my honey Pickles and pie, can't wait to die Reach up around, sick as a town Donuts and tea, don't talk to me Self-right chicken, Mojo Nixon Thick as a st...Read Full Lyrics

It was back in the old days In the time of my grief When the ladies all disowned me And my lungs could scarcely breathe And the wildlife was growing wilder by the day And I stuck ...Read Full Lyrics

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Fish taco on my plate!She's been calling me every day!I'm a big believer, she's a deceiverNow she's spreading herself too thinGo to dinner, chicken salad sandwichShe gets bitchy an...Read Full Lyrics