Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime) Lyrics

We don't like him He's such a dick He wears funny glasses He has so many zits Bob Turkee he's a dick Bob Turkee he's a dick Bob Turkee he's a turkey Bob Turkee he's a dick He has...Read Full Lyrics

He spent fifteen years getting loaded Fifteen years 'till his liver exploded Now what's Bob gonna do now that he can't drink? The doctor said, "What you been thinkin' 'bout?" Bob s...Read Full Lyrics

You know it (know it, know it) When it's over (over, over) Doors are closing (closing, closing) Feel the sober (sober, sober) Staring at you (at you, at you) You know you'd better ...Read Full Lyrics

Can't stop obsessing all the alienation, My head is bleedin' frickin' brain constipation Somebody hear me, somebody listen to me Am I alone in this world Is there anyone listening...Read Full Lyrics

Did you ever go to sleep with Bo Derek And wake up with Bo Diddley? Did you ever go to sleep with Bo Derek And wake up with Bo Diddley? You got so loaded, you thought that she Was ...Read Full Lyrics

It came back negative and gave us a scare The next year, it grew back again, and you started to swear And after chemotherapy, you threw up and lost all your hair And when I said...Read Full Lyrics

I once heard a song about it never rains in Southern California I once saw a band play at the farm sober, I hadn't had a drink Like cleaning gums or hugging bums or doing somethi...Read Full Lyrics

The beer is better in Canada The people are better in Canada The hockey players are better in Canada But America has better hockey teams. The ecstasy is better in Canada The weed ...Read Full Lyrics

What I scream about, can't Get the stink out, catch It on my tongue save it In my lung fucking vegans Smoking, keep us all in Choking, big round of Applause for California Laws act...Read Full Lyrics

Despues de 235 Canciones, los liricos se valuan mas Y no tengo ningunos para esta El Hefe canta melodia triste O canta amor de la corazon Haz como que hable espa? Ol Ojala que la...Read Full Lyrics