Bluffing Statistics Lyrics

One second you're stuckBetween two proud parentsIn a studio audienceThe past widensNow you're memorizingDynasties of ChinaYou clean out a folderOf expired appliance warrantiesYou o...Read Full Lyrics

No more congratulations sexAny aging mascot would place that betNo more congratulations sexAged love sleeps heavilyI've grown unaware of your beautyThough nothing about you has cha...Read Full Lyrics

Participation unwittingHow I left, how you're callingTry to stay strong, rememberI am no longer the expeditorOf your dreamThe expeditorOf your dreamNow that the mirror has told meW...Read Full Lyrics

Caught your erratic eyeLooking at a ruby twice my sizeI was a corundum onceBut now I'm mineral-lessIn your eyesOr is it you?Or is it you?Or is it you?Or is it you?That has lost you...Read Full Lyrics

You think you look cute in your tin-plated suitYou don't need a can opener to get through to youThe wig hat on your head keeps your mind thinkin' straightYou're the duchess of "in"...Read Full Lyrics

I wanna be your man baby all night longI wanna be your man baby all night longSitting on the sofa trying to have some funcomes early in the morning and it's half past oneNo cootchi...Read Full Lyrics

Have you heard about meyes they call me JennyThe gal about townwho puts all the fellows downto please meOr perhaps you've seen mestepping high, looking prettywalking down the stree...Read Full Lyrics

Standing on the platformWaiting for my trainHoping I'll be better offWhen I'm back againLeaving here this morningSuch a better fateWant the luxuries of lifeHaving money bringsThere...Read Full Lyrics

I could write a book about my babyand it would be a book that every girl would buy,They want to know all about my baby,So they'd know what to look for in a guy.Chapter one I met hi...Read Full Lyrics

It's about timeAin't it about we got togetherIt's about timeDon't you think it's about time we got togetherNowNowWe got nowFor a little whileDon't you think that we can just let it...Read Full Lyrics