Bootcheck Lyrics

I was buck naked down on the pond.Well, I was swimming with the fishes.On the shore, I left my britchesIn the sun to dry as I frolicked with water flies.I was buck naked down on th...Read Full Lyrics

The car, it was a-workin’, so they made it goAll the way to Charlotte just to see the show.Pulled into the parking lot with time to kill.Popped in a cassette so they could sit an...Read Full Lyrics

Flapping ragged wings over pawns and kings,There is often much talk of the fortune it brings.Each belabored stroke brings out a broken croak.It delivers its doom to all manner of f...Read Full Lyrics

A dangerous drifter’s in townWearing black boots and a frown.He keeps on bringing ‘em down.A dangerous drifter’s in town.He’s starting to see double.He’s causing lots of ...Read Full Lyrics

A picnic on a sunny afternoon.I’m feeling lighter than a red balloon, well it’sHard to believe it, but I can perceive thatLove is winding up, and it’ll hit me soon.We take th...Read Full Lyrics

Take a step, don’t bend your knees.Throw back your head like you’re gonna sneeze.Puff up your chest ‘till you bust your vest,Then look around like you don’t say please.Stru...Read Full Lyrics

Hey man.You might think I’m a bum because I get out of bed A little later than you.Well, you can sit on your thumb and yak until you are dead,But I’ve got something to do.I’m...Read Full Lyrics

The eggs are all hidden, the children forbiddenTo ferret them out until the signal is given.When the scramble ensues, we give the little ones clues.We’ve got to make sure that ev...Read Full Lyrics

I guess with time things just get betterBut if we're lucky they'll stay the sameYou'll never come around and I will never changeWith summer plans wrapped around my neck,It breaks m...Read Full Lyrics

You're the hardest person to approachYou intimidate me so muchOh I'm so caught up in translationsI can't interpret the words you won't spit outToo much chasing you has worn me down...Read Full Lyrics