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Glad you came, glad you're here Have some champagne, imported beer Dig down in your dirt bag and roll us out a spleef Been erect here now for thirteen days and I came to get relie...Read Full Lyrics

He wasn't lookin' for fanfare or fame But it all came around just the same. He then met a girl with desire in her eye, He gave her love, she took his name. The times they were goo...Read Full Lyrics

Oh I can still remember Jenny Hernando She was my little lovely one When I was seventeen. I remember the day that she Gave me her viriginity And then she gave it to everyone In our...Read Full Lyrics

Del Davis sold a christmas tree Stood up to 8 feet tall Season was lookin' mighty thin He'd hoped to sell 'em all Here he comes with a dollar in his hand He represents the epitom...Read Full Lyrics

"burning I feel a burning in my stomach I wanna know if I'm a-gonna make it If I don't just spread my ashes If I do just spread your mind Swimming I see myself a-treadin' water I ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a dog, a dirty flying dog I drink Campari with marinated wild hog I've no sense, I lick electric fence I put barbed wire in my pants and do a Celtic dance But when I can, I'm a...Read Full Lyrics

I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean Stood there and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream And if I had m...Read Full Lyrics

[Part I - Blinded by the Sun] Bring me back again, I'd really rather not be out here on my own. Someone reel me in, I'm drifting ever farther from my home. I remember when I was ...Read Full Lyrics

I am the plan, I am the man Who tells you what and when you can. I'm the old one that torments you. I am the voice that tells you to: "Don't get caught with your fingers in my pie...Read Full Lyrics

I just can't seem to blend into society I have no hope for this dim simplicity of law and order By whose rules I see no rhyme in the reason I hold no hope for this holy treason of ...Read Full Lyrics