Bodhisattva Vow Lyrics

Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey Brass Monkey - chunky That funky Monkey Got this dance that's more than real Drink Brass Monkey - here's how you feel Put your left leg down - you...Read Full Lyrics

Yea.. Ahh Yea... Ahh Yea This One's Deticated To All The Ladies In The Front , The Back All the Older Ladies Out There Lookin' Nice, You Know Who You Are Whoo... I Need You, Boomin...Read Full Lyrics

"Well Toby, still want to be bionic?" "You bet! I saw the way you mopped up those guys. If I could do that there wouldn't be a kid in town that could make me..." "Toby, listen to m...Read Full Lyrics

Dear Alex and Marilyn They're Lovey and Thurston howellin The grasshopper unit is prowellin And Rufus is back home growellin For all of y'all that are dozin On Hornblower's lederho...Read Full Lyrics

Some static started in the pool hall Hit a motherfucker's face with the cue ball Then I met this girl she tried to gank me So I smacked her in the booty with M. C. Plank bee Me and...Read Full Lyrics

All you trekkies and tv addicts Don't mean to diss Don't mean to bring static All you klingons in da fuckin' house Grab your backstreet friend and get loud Blowin' doors off hinges...Read Full Lyrics

The shit with this bitch Yo I said I'm calling you B. Yo B it's the phone Yo B. "May I help you?" "Yes what's your name?" "Hello?" "Hello man you got Cookypuss's number?" "Here's m...Read Full Lyrics

Anywhere I go a fly girl will please me, east to west college girls are easy This story's kinda funny, it's one about honeys, now Debbie was a girl who used to do it like a bunny....Read Full Lyrics

Woo! Well I am Country Mike and I'd like to say hello To the black, the white, the red and the green, the purple and yellow But first I gotta bang-bang, stomp my boots, movin' to t...Read Full Lyrics

There's a party going on in here for real I got more product than Ron Popeil So deal with that troop were troopers The only air time you get is on bloopers Beatsie Boys in the plac...Read Full Lyrics