Three pm and she's under the covers
Dumpster breath she's my hungover lover
Strong as steel, four olive martini
Hand on her head and one on my weinie
She's in bed, she's suckin' o...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
Well.. I.. Happened to..
Find me a buggy
Coming out from under a rock in the grass, yeah
He got his bug luggage
No time to talk he's walkin' fast, yeah
Said he's heading for a log...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
I caught a glimpse of Carolyn's Bootie
As she was going from the bathroom into my bedroom (into my bedroom)
Somethin' about a curse did something to my penis
She's got the curves j...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
The sugar's only sweetness,
Salt is ocean tears
And you were my only weakness
For years and years and years
You little (yo) sweetie
You were hiding in a jar
Now my mind is gone com...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
You've been kickin' on me
I've been kickin' on you
You've been kickin' my tree just to suck on the fruit
Mop up my troubles and you throw the old sad days away
I've been pickin' y...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
Merry Christmas everyone
Ha ha ha ha
Thankyou!
Christmas....
Christmas piglet in the snow
Holy piglet aren't you cold?
(Chris..)Little piglet in the snow
Holy piglet ho ho ho
Roc...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
Confusion, I trashed me life
Confusion, get me out of my site
Confusion, she just annoys ya
Confusion, do I love her or do I just destroy her, yeah
No matter what I do, I can't se...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
Good evening... sing a little song... it's for you
Hanging in the stars
Suspended from the dark
Life is long and heavy
Like a shadow on a spark
And it will blow
Massive killer or...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
Drooling! Drooling!
Drooling! Drooling!
Drooling! Drooling!
I wanna run my nose through your hair
But if I did I think I'd lose it there
I wanna swallow your little mouth
But if I...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
We here headed to Seattle
Promotion sickness on the road
Takin' it home to rock it out for the kids
Dropped a tranny, jumped a railroad
And went through a music store
If you wnat t...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America