Bowling for Midgets Lyrics

Its's a creature of habit like a chicken or a rabbitA slight variation of a household occupationA freak mishap of chemical negligenceHas spawned a race of hamsters with a super hum...Read Full Lyrics

I love you, you love meI love you, you love meI love you and you love meSo come along and come alongAnd join this family jamboree...Read Full Lyrics

Francois, he had it allFourteen, fifteen, fourteen-years oldsWho are you?Francois he marches on...Read Full Lyrics

I see gazelle and gazelle sees meI watch gazelle as he crosses the streamI hunt gazelle and gazelle fears meOne day i'll catch him and feed my familyGazelle, I see you jumpI see yo...Read Full Lyrics

I am a freak who knows absolutely everythingAbout nothing in particular so I must say thatIf you lick a a laos, lumpy hump-hump, sticky perv-pervJamma-Jamma, kooky dau kooky dauEnv...Read Full Lyrics

I was riding on the bus just north of PetalumaWhen a women sat next to meHer smelly body odor was enough to make me throw herOut the window onto the streetHer wretched armpit hair ...Read Full Lyrics

Brace the line between the loswest caloriesParkay or butter which would you rather have slideDown your tube into the bloated gloop of foodWhere all synthetics secrete as a bubbling...Read Full Lyrics

Sitting in front of the t.v. late one afternoonSaw a man that would change my life, make my baldinghead rebloomHis name is mr. sperling, his good friends call him "Sy"Strand-by-str...Read Full Lyrics

I'll leave it all up to my higher powerI forgot, i give up i forgot i give upHere's to you beating me wet pukingI forgot i give up... im unlce... im daddyScissors tied whip she hit...Read Full Lyrics