Boy, That's Bound To Itch Lyrics

Verse 1 (Mr Sourbottom solo, or all 3 inspectors together) Isn’t it a lovely day? We’re happy to be here. Look, our cheerful, smiling faces Prove that there is nothing much...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 Mum’s trying to teach us history, The baby’s throwing food across the floor! This algebra’s a mystery – No-one can tell us what we learn it for! Dad says that he...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 We’re all on a journey and with every new day Who knows what adventures are coming your way? The chances are many, opportunity’s yours And life is for living – pu...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 We’ve got some free time now our lunch is done, To organise a game of something fun! We’re keen to get started, but first of all We need to line up against the wall, S...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 We spend our lives behind the wheel, Manoeuvring ten tons of steel. There’s nothing in the world that we love more. It’s complete and utter bliss, The perfect job, ...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 We’re big fish, the cream of the crop! We climbed high, straight to the top, And now we’ve reached a mighty 10 years old! So it’s to our dismay That this year’s Chr...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 Another summertime has come, Those endless days just filled with fun. And yet this summertime will be A little different for me. Though many brightly shining lights are be...Read Full Lyrics

Chorus We’re heading for a ‘PREXIT’! The time’s arrived and we are on our way! A primary school exit, But do we want to leave Or do we want to stay?Verse 1 If there’s on...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 It isn’t any good being made of wood, Providing homes and nourishment, but still misunderstood. Chainsaws are devastating our neighbourhood, It doesn’t pay to b...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 We would like to all invite you To a show that will excite you. We guarantee you’ll be laughing out loud, It’ll thrill and delight you! With fun in mind and tongue in c...Read Full Lyrics