Bridegroom Blues Lyrics

When there's not enough rigor but there's too much rigor mortis You've got to ration love because you know that there's a shortage She'll take you with a pinch of salt And she'll g...Read Full Lyrics

If I die tomorrow Don't read too much into this song I'll be as surprised as you are I always get predictions wrong If I die tomorrow Break out and play my best guitars Don't...Read Full Lyrics

It is a twenty four hour operation with a skeleton staff The profits almost double when they cut the work force in half The boss votes the way the money goes, and the flags fly a...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes when you get mystic I have to leave the room Another accident statistic While the big bass drum goes boom There's an apocalypse now on station road If there's a nuclear w...Read Full Lyrics

Come gather round and listen, if you can get that near If not, we'll use a microphone so all poor souls can hear And hold hands in a circle, or stare bored straight ahead Rejoice i...Read Full Lyrics

As I was out walking one night in the park Cupid was out on the town in the dark And I couldn't resist as I saw him walk by So I asked him why he had a tear in his eye He said "I'...Read Full Lyrics

In an office two miles underground They can't tell night from day Secretaries typing errors of judgement In eternally full in-trays Phones ring in, get put on hold Well I'm just wa...Read Full Lyrics

I live in the dead centre of town Where every landlorn sailor comes to drown Where great ideas extinguish without sound And all my fickle friends have gone to ground So they will n...Read Full Lyrics

In this house, there are many many mansions And a tower in desperate need of a spire And a million little churches for all denominations Better get good advice, if you're a first t...Read Full Lyrics

With all your vice and volume the whole of last week The plastic pretenders to paradise speak Of your fictions of triumph and legends of pain The sense that you'd left you'd be bac...Read Full Lyrics