Broken Joystick Lyrics

Bartholemew bring me a forkThere's a minstrel parade on tvLet the lights glow, an excellent reasonTo stay home tonightOh the old men wave their canesThey have yesterday's brainsAnd...Read Full Lyrics

I feel lovelyTo live in a bachelors padI feel luckyBut its not my choice to feel badIts not wearyNo matter how sad that I rollCause here by your sideIm so pious and kindOh i love y...Read Full Lyrics

And this is how we go to schoolAnd know how to butter your breadTravel to 80 miles highGet shot down like a duckAnd show me how to dig my holeShow me how to get down slowButter you...Read Full Lyrics

Send "Grandma Shirley And Papa" Ringtone to your Cell Have you heard the news big boy's picking his nose, picking his nose. And you want find out if he's on my favorite shows. (fav...Read Full Lyrics

I just don't care about the evening news,I never listen to the crack house blues,They say the city is a place to be,I want to dance with EmilyEverybody come around the window shop,...Read Full Lyrics

Father owned the dating bar so mother ran the storeWe all lived there together with the army at the doorNo one to do my laundry or to tell me that they're sureBut there really is n...Read Full Lyrics

When I wake up in the morning I smell your smellGod knows that I'm not doing wellYou're my clementine, my sweet sunshineA sparkling diamond in your eyeBleeding heart, my bleeding h...Read Full Lyrics

How do you find the guy around hereI've already sped through a yearI've already tried all the campus bars at nightand even cried alone at the dinersomewhere there's a prince and he...Read Full Lyrics

Love you turning all my pagesLove you wearing my robesWide awake in cold EnglandAfter the door is closedFine to learn another languageFine to spin a white threadWho’s a garbage m...Read Full Lyrics

I did not ask for a lot this yearEvery single dayLooking for an answer to the words you sayNever got to meet the PresidentNever got to shake his squirly handOh, don't you know the ...Read Full Lyrics