Broken Picks and Empty Bottles Lyrics

They were once the coolest mother fuckers on this planetbut god must have been upset with the way that they had ran itand so he wiped them out because he prefered I guess the spani...Read Full Lyrics

One timeI was playing Mortal Kombatagainst a Shantungosaurus.I thought it would be cool,playing video games against a dinosaur,but he was a bit of a bore.Shantungosauruskept select...Read Full Lyrics

Hi.My name is (Al)My name is (Al)My name is (Al)(losaurus)Hi.My name is (Al)My name is (Al)My name is (Al)(losaurus)Hi.My name is (Al)My name is (Al)My name is (Al)(losaurus)Hi.My ...Read Full Lyrics

Andrew Sarchusdigging a hole in his back yardAndrew Sarchuswas digging a hole in his back yardfor no apparent reason at all.He thought to himselfwouldn't it be coolif I could have ...Read Full Lyrics

low down to the groundprotective shell covered in spikesyou're a plant eaterthose who attack you should think twicewatch out when you flail!you have a hammer for a tail!there is no...Read Full Lyrics

nobody knew of the velociraptoruntil that movie came out and crapped herall over the public consciencedepicted as smart, vicious, and strongbut they got it wrongit should have been...Read Full Lyrics

Can we cut the crap and stop refering to the Brontosaurus as though it ever existed?We shoul all know by now that the Brontosaurus was really a mix up,the wrong skull with the wron...Read Full Lyrics

ArchaeopteryxArchaeopteryxwhere would Fourth Grade Security Riskbe without Archaeopteryx?ArchaeopteryxArchaeopteryxyou are some kind of weird lizard thingwith feathers.Archaeoptery...Read Full Lyrics

If you ever goto the dinosaur museumall the kids therethey wanna seethe most popular dinosaurever made.He's the most famouseverybody likes him.He's the most favorite dinosaur,if yo...Read Full Lyrics

You could be my friendyou were about five feet tall.I'd take you to work,'cause I wouldn't own a car,with a Hipsilophodon.A Hipsilophodona Hipsilophodon,like a photon torpedo.You'd...Read Full Lyrics