Bucket Bong Lyrics

You can try holding up a payroll with your pants around your ankles, And a darkened plastic bag over your head, Tied on real tightly. Put sugar in the gas tank of your flat-tired g...Read Full Lyrics

I don't get a million bucks for getting out of bed, I don't get a million fucks when I punch folks in the head, And even if we know we never get a Billboard top-10 hit, At least we...Read Full Lyrics

Morning. Wake up and smell all the breakfast foods that are an offer. But no one prepared us for what's on the menu. I've never seen this before. If this is the breakfast of champ...Read Full Lyrics

You took your 57 Holden right across the nation Shooting up public schools and service stations Never been arrested and you never thought you would Told the officer sorry to keep y...Read Full Lyrics

Don't wanna got to the beach or the movies or hang around with you I wanna go where I'll win lots of money I'll do what I have to do Always on my back telling me you need expensive...Read Full Lyrics

Teenage romance always a chance to get into trouble. Now it's no fun, shotgun, far to young and they can't come out to play. When all the kids are having kids, today. Back seat l...Read Full Lyrics

Congratulations you have won the right to anything you want An astronaut, a TV host, and open hand a smiling face Another medal for your race an open door Another opportunity to ...Read Full Lyrics

You had such a terrible time at home, not as bright as your brother and sister. Though intimidating all your friends, still think that uniform's so cool. what a job you can make yo...Read Full Lyrics

Grew up in an industrial town, Two blocks away from the industrial sounds. Three generations in the same old home. Seven kids mum feels so alone. Six of them looked like they had a...Read Full Lyrics

Return to duty corporal punishment He had the brain that never dies Return to duty corporal punishment The cask is emptied every night He's socially retarded Tries to get this part...Read Full Lyrics